Wow! What a journey. Nick waded through a sea of brunettes with dramatic side parts, only to choose the ultimate brunette with a side part: Vanessa. She’s elegant. She’s intense. She’s got a low-key Baywatch bod. She will surely bring some good genes into Nick’s very prolific family, should they procreate.
There’s a lot to talk about in this “historic” episode, so Caroline and I made sure to cover all the important topics in our podcast.
Here are some questions we discussed:
-Why is Nick always kissing Raven on dirty ground surfaces?
-What percentage of moms with 11 kids have nose rings?
-What does tonight’s rosé name mean in French? (Spoiler alert: “younger sheep” …?)
-Why did Domino’s put meat on our veggie pizza?
-Does Neil Lane vape (jk … we only talked about whether or not he botoxes)
-Is Rachel’s season going to be 100x better than Nick’s?